American Horror Story: Freak Show.
I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing
like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed
GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER
fatal frame flashbacks @_@
How to introduce yourself on the first day of class
Say your name, age, and hobbies.
Tell everyone your a magician.
Say you can make yourself disappear.
Grab your things.
Leave the room.
Don’t come back til next class.
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.